hooray!!!!! after one sleepless night of studying and taking the most horrible final (which i most likely failed cause, well, apparently my geriatric tendencies have kicked in, therefore impairing my ability to retain any new knowledge and of course, to remember old information) where every other sentence contains the words "implementation" and "strategy", I decided that there is no way i can go back to bed, cause, well after downing so much coffee and being awake for so long, it's kinda hard to stabilize oneself, let alone fall asleep. i guess i have to wait for that "crash and burn" period to approach...man, is there ever a medium between being insanely awake and dreadfully tired?
so, back to story time, while i was researching information regarding boring material and shit, i got sidetracked and decided to take a break; i went onto my site to see what new discoveries are going on in the eternally skewed world of, well the world. interestingly, i stumbled upon a blog about an M.B.A program for strippers and prostitutes. WOW, really? higher education has really taken vast improvements in society, cause now a stripper can have credentials (obtained in a day) that surpasses my measly bachelors degree. damn, i wanna be a master of something, i can be the idiot savant of stripping. i'm sold! oh, did i mention that the institution's tagline reads, "Tired of dancing every night, and never getting ahead?" hehe.
oh, and one qualifying factor, the application requires that you solve the complex mathematical equation: 2 +2 =??? seriously, check it out yo: http://edmba. starlight-ministries. org/
well, after reading that and doing a lil' jig, i checked my email and to my delight, reuters was awesome enough to send me my fix of "oddly enough". when i clicked through, the opening page directed me to the headline, "Prostitute Pants Padlocked" Apr. 15 -" Masseuses in Indonesia's East Java province are now required to wear padlocks on their pants to stop prostitution." those poor gals, trying to work and their government is stripping away their means to a decent living by forcing them to wear these "chastity belts". yeah, that might prevent them from prostituting early on, but eventually, wouldn't they retaliate against the unjust constraint? perhaps it will set some sort of disequilibrium and provoke a women's liberation protest, i can picture the headline, "women of Indonesia erect the sex industry and have plans to penetrate the market at full force" . hhmmm...maybe these women need to enroll in the stripper academy, i'm sure they'll learn handy "strategies" to "implement" against their local government.
